While I am no expert concerning candy grammar, I can give you some tips on consuming said candy. This is how I do it:
First, I sort the candy-coated chocolates by color. Then begin eating with the longest line. In this case, both red and blue are equally long, so I eat one of each.
That will yield the arrangement below.
Again, choose from the longest line(s), in this case, red, yellow, blue, and brown will each be equally long and so taking one of each will net you a 4-candy mouthful. You see what's happening? As I progress, the amount of candy consumed in a bite gets larger. It's like counting the days until Christmas. Or something.
So, again eating from the the longest lines gets me to here:
Yes. There are 5 lines that are longest. That means I get to eat 5. And when I do . . .
There remains just one multi-colored, six-candy row of goodness.
I eat them.
That is how to eat M & M's. I recommend the Peanut Butter version, but use the variety that gives you the best results. By following these very simple instructions briskly, you can be sure the candy will melt in your mouth and not in your hand.
Feel free to use this at a Lunch 'n' Learn. There is no YouTube version, but scrolling up and down real fast might work for you.