I appreciate the help. Really, I do.
Regarding my last post about my duelling desires, I was given some advice via 'Comments' about the virtue of delayed gratification.
However, I must turn to Calvin for a succinct response. No, not John Calvin, the great theologian, but rather, Calvin, the mischievous 6-year-old with the feline companion named Hobbes.
Quoting, "That's a lot more mature than I think I care to be."